Zarate Kick

We knew that Mauro Zarate would be an exciting signing for West Ham, but this?

The Argentinean’s brilliant first goal for the club has caught the imagination of the Hammers fans, and the forward has already become a favourite with those same supporters. He might even get a few to start liking Sam Allardyce.

Erik Lamela Isn’t Allergic To A Spurs Shirt

In other Argentinean-based news, the resurrection of Tottenham’s Erik Lamela continued with a fine display in the 4-0 win over QPR.

A year on from his £30m move from Roma, the winger finally displayed his true colours as Harry Redknapp’s men were put the sword. The beginning of a beautiful friendship?

Joey Barton Eats His Words

Enough said.

Ashley Young Takes Off Again

Ashley Young? Diving? Whoever would have thought it?

The Manchester United man was back doing what he does best in the draw at Sunderland, jumping into Wes Brown in his own exaggerated fashion in a desperate attempt to win a penalty.

What do you reckon? A 9? 9.5?

Alan Pardew

Just… Alan Pardew.

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