Arsenal play host to Manchester United on Saturday evening in a match which promises to tell us much about the two club’s respective goals this season, with Champions League qualification and a desire to catch up to Chelsea and Manchester City uppermost in their minds.
Most importantly, though, it will be a match which will provide us with much internet-based hilarity, which is after all the sole reason that any of us does anything these days.
So sit back, relax, try not to look Martin Keown directly in the eye, and enjoy our 23 reasons why you can’t wait for Arsenal v Manchester United:
1. The Hope That Keane and Vieira Will Somehow Play
2. Flying Pizza
3. ‘Whazzzzup?!’
4. Giggsy’s Silky Skills
5. And Silkier Chest Hair
6. Wayne Rooney Diving
7. Mike Dean Is The Referee
8. How Hilarious It’s Going To Be When Danny Welbeck Scores
9. How Hilarious It’s Going To Be When Robin van Persie Scores
10. Sportsmanship
11. Crucial Results In The Title Race
12. Like, Really Crucial
13. You’d ‘8-2’ Miss It
14. Alexis Sanchez versus Paddy McNair
15. Per Mertesacker versus Angel Di Maria
16. Santi Cazorla versus Marouane Fellaini
17. You Know That Wenger Secretly Misses Fergie
18. Embarrassing Fans
19. On Both Sides
20. These Two Will Be The Stars Of The Show, Whatever Happens
21. Oh, Of Course They Will
22. ‘Alright You, Outside Now!’ – These Two Are Sure To Be Entertaining Too
23. These Sort Of Things Are Going To Be Everywhere Come Saturday Night – Prepare Yourselves!
Written by @Mark_Jones86
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