Man City’s “Milner the Differential” to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

When I got a message from @FPLWalt telling me he had a Christmas present for FantasyYIRMA my first thought (Like last year ) was…YES, a PS4…


It was not a PS4.

Actually – it was not a games console of any generation or thankfully socks.


No, in traditional off the wall “Walt style” he has painstakingly composed the Fantasy Football equivalent of “Rudoph the Red Nosed Reindeer” for your enjoyment.



So on behalf of we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a big thanks to our #FPL man across the pond.




1.Press play on the YouTube video

2. Sing along with the lyrics

3. Pray it doesn’t become permanently lodged in your head.

4. Repeat (Optional)

Milner the Differential (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)


You know Stevan and Eden and Nasri and Yaya

Zaba and Navas and Clichy and Silva

But do you recall

The most dan-ge-rous player of all…..



Milner the Differential

Had some really healthy quads

But lined up as a false 9

You might think he looked quite odd



All of the other forwards

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Milner

Join in the attacking plays



Then one urgent Christmas week,

Pelli came to beg,

Milner since you’re fit to play

Won’t you lead our line today?



Then how the Sky Blues loved him

And they shouted out with glee

Milner the Differential

Get a dozen points for me!!



Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Additionally – click here for the Fantasy edition of  “12 Days of Christmas”


Posted on 26 Dec 2014, in Player Selection and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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