When I got a message from @FPLWalt telling me he had a Christmas present for FantasyYIRMA my first thought (Like last year ) was…YES, a PS4…
It was not a PS4.
Actually – it was not a games console of any generation or thankfully socks.
No, in traditional off the wall “Walt style” he has painstakingly composed the Fantasy Football equivalent of “Rudoph the Red Nosed Reindeer” for your enjoyment.
So on behalf of FantasyYIRMA.com we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a big thanks to our #FPL man across the pond.
Instructions:
1.Press play on the YouTube video
2. Sing along with the lyrics
3. Pray it doesn’t become permanently lodged in your head.
4. Repeat (Optional)
Milner the Differential (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Stevan and Eden and Nasri and Yaya
Zaba and Navas and Clichy and Silva
But do you recall
The most dan-ge-rous player of all…..
Milner the Differential
Had some really healthy quads
But lined up as a false 9
You might think he looked quite odd
All of the other forwards
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Milner
Join in the attacking plays
Then one urgent Christmas week,
Pelli came to beg,
Milner since you’re fit to play
Won’t you lead our line today?
Then how the Sky Blues loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Milner the Differential
Get a dozen points for me!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
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