Feeling Fuzzy: #FPL Gameweek 4 Review – “Clearly, Flamini has Supernatural Powers”

Written by @FuzzyWarbles

Right, let’s just get this out of the way quickly…

As part of my agreement in writing for @FantasyYIRMA, I am contractually obligated to discuss Mathieu Flamini whenever possible. Since my last report, which you may also refer to as my first report, the Frenchman has latched on to another Premier League club, signing with Crystal Palace toward the end of the transfer window. This would not be seen as headline news in most circles, but in the YIRMAverse, Flamini is the Kim Kardashian of footballers. We must know what Flamini has for breakfast, where Flamini likes to go shopping, whether or not Flamini still has his wisdom teeth.

Forget Brexit, nevermind climate change, toss aside all inconsequential conversation because it is all Flamini, all the time and, this week, it is no…