Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!)

#FPL GAMEWEEK 27

DEFENDER: Funes Mori, Everton

At the back it’s my old favourite Funes Mori. Sure, I should pick Gareth McAuley every week but I missed the first ten minutes of that film, I can’t watch now!

If you’re looking to recruit a reliable sub 5m defender who has games both this week and next then bring in Mori. 39 points in his last 7 games is a pretty good return for a guy who could be going through your bins and you still wouldn’t recognise him. Spurs away will of course put many of you off. Not me though. That’s A Mori.

MIDFIELDER: Gylfi Sigurdsson, Swansea

If FPL handed out attendance medals, Gylfi Sigurdsson would no doubt be at the front of the queue, getting bullied by the cooler kids like Alexis Sanchez or Eden Hazard who skip school for weeks…