Fantasy Premier League: Gameweek 19 Review

Written by @NiallHawthorne

So this is Christmas

And what have you done

Without Kane it’s over

And that’s why your glum

And so this is Christmas

I hope you have fun

You should buy the dear one

A bargain in the long run

Now before I go any further (and FantasyYIRMA thinks he’s got an album to record), I’ll stop with the song lyrics. But Harry Kane was the biggest Christmas present possible for his owners who kept faith with the most expensive player in the game. A stunning hat-trick at Turf Moor against Brexit FC and Sean Dyche, a man with a voice so menacing that he once dressed up as Father Christmas and got confessions out of 12 teenagers by asking them if they’d been good boys and girls this year.

(If you haven’t already check out the FantasyYIRMA Christmas Carol Music…