Keep On Running I

Never mind Mario Balotelli, the new Liverpool signing that Tottenham needed to watch was Alberto Moreno.

An hour into the clash at White Hart Lane, the Spanish left-back/Steven Gerrard-Xabi Alonso lovechild picked the ball up off a dozing Andros Townsend and tore at the Spurs goal, leaving everyone behind and producing the type of finish that a forward like Balotelli would be proud of.

Keep On Running II

Stoke had lost every one of their 12 Premier League games in Manchester since being promoted in 2008, which is coincidentally around about the same time that Mame Biram Diouf set off on this run at the Etihad Stadium.

Yes, Joe Hart should have saved it, but why focus on that? This was brilliant from the former Manchester United man.

Wayne Routledge Takes Off

It was revealed this week that Roy Hodgson hasn’t once been to watch a Swansea City match at the Liberty Stadium in his two-and-a-half years in the England job.

With goals like this from Wayne Routledge, he’s missing out.

Whatever You Do, DO NOT Pick On One Of Tim Howard’s Teammates

He will find you, and he will punish you.

Diego Costa Stars In The Scariest Vine Of All-Time

Don’t have nightmares.