…So last week Mr. Niall Hawthorne wrote his #FPL Gameweek Review in the form of a song – rewriting the lyrics to Fairytale of New York with a Fantasy Football slant… I made the promise on twitter that I would actually go and sing this and here we are… this is weird even for us…

Merry Christmas from the team at FantasyYIRMA.com and Happy Holidays

Ryan @FantasyYIRMA

 

Fairytale Of Fantasy League…

It was Christmas Eve, babe

With Ilkay Gundogan

An old man said to me
Should have Captained Lanzini

And then he sang a song

‘The rare old Mountain Dew’

I turned my face away
And dreamed about Lukaku

…

Got on a lucky one
Aaron Mooy scored more than one

I’ve got a feeling

Green Arrows for me and you

So, Happy Christmas

I love you, Wayne Rooney

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

…

They’ve got Clarets Phil Bardsley

Alonso’s hair’s made of gold

But what this game can do to you;

It’s no place for the old

When you first transferred Sane

In for Watford’s Deeney

You promised me Ozil
Would score more than Ndidi

…

You had Sterling and De Bruyne

All hail Manchester City

When GW 18 finished playing

They howled out for more

FantasyYIRMA was swinging

Those with Ozil were singing

We kissed Dejan Lovren

Then danced through the night

…

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir

Were singing Salah’s name

And you played your Wildcard chip

On Christmas Day

…

You’re a bum, you’re a punk

You’re an old Swansea flunk

Lying there on my bench

Scoring 6 against the Ev

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy Southgate

Happy Christmas, your arse

I dream of seasons past

…

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir

Were singing Salah’s name

And you played your Wildcard chip

On Christmas Day

….

I could have been someone

Well, so could anyone

You took Suarez from me

When I first found you

I kept him with me, babe

I play La Liga FPL on my own

Can’t make it all alone

I’ve built my dreams around Lukaku

….

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir

Were singing Salah’s name

And you played your Wildcard chip

On Christmas day