Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) #FPL GAMEWEEK 28 DEFENDER: Nathaniel Clyne, Liverpool In a gameweek with less matches than Phil Jones on tinder, picking a defender is a pretty difficult choice. I don’t actually think any of the 4 fixtures will have a clean sheet for either side so it makes sense to go […]
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EVERTON’S LUKAKU ATE MY DEFENDER… Gameweek Preview
Jan 20
Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) DEFENDER: DEJAN LOVREN, LIVERPOOL All headlines were stolen last week by Marco Alonso, who was successfully tipped a few weeks back, when he was cheaper than his higher picked teammates. However, to afford someone like Alonso in wildcard season you are going to need to stick a few cheaper […]
Why are Chelsea Trolling Fantasy Football Managers??
Jan 19
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 21 Review “Clearly, Chelsea is Trolling FPL Managers” Written by @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Hey there, folks. I do not have time to waste this week. There are only a few precious hours left before my country hands its keys over to that orange Monster. No, not Gossamer from the Bugs Bunny cartoon […]
Does a new contract for Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud mean more Goals?
Jan 13
Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) DEFENDER: Leighton Baines, EVERTON He’s been a big talking point on this week’s GafferTapes and it’s not for his lego head haircut or his arctic monkeys looking nose but for being the most in form defender in the game. It’s Leighton Baines! Leighton has come full circle in recent […]
Fantasy Football: Aguero, Defoe and a Nintendo Power Glove
Jan 9
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 20 Review “Clearly, Less is More” Written by @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Happy New Year to my fellow fantasy football fanatics! During the festive period, scheduling was too hectic to put out a gameweek review after every round and I last checked in with you after Week 17. Since then, we […]
Fantasy Football Calendar: January 2017
Jan 1
Fantasy Football Calendar: December 2016 Written by @TheSarjeant Friday 30 December : PREMIER LEAGUE – GAMEWEEK 19 20:00 Hull v Everton Saturday 31 December : PREMIER LEAGUE – GAMEWEEK 19 15:00 Burnley v Sunderland 15:00 Chelsea v Stoke 15:00 Leicester v West Ham 15:00 Man Utd v Middlesbrough 15:00 Southampton v West Brom […]
Arsenal, Zlatan and the Big Sam Allardyce Effect
Dec 24
Merry Christmas!! Unless of course you don’t celebrate Christmas, in which case Merry Christmas!!! I’m very stubborn. With the festive season, it is the most vulnerable time of the season to forget the cluster of gameweeks that fast approaches. With that in mind it is a good opportunity to make sure you have some […]
Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez, Captain Shambles and Game of Thrones Anticipation?
Dec 6
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 14 Review “Clearly, Ahab would make a better Captain” By @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Apologies for going absent with my column last week. I was amazed to see all the emails sent to me asking where the weekly review column was, but then I realized my inbox was simply flooded by spam adverts […]
Is Brendan Rogers Drunk?? Fantasy Football at it’s Finest
Nov 30
…So…I have finally made an appearance on The Gaffer Tapes podcast. I believe they have legally changed their name to “The Award Winning Gaffer Tapes” but regardless it was a lot of fun. Many thanks to Tom, Ash and Craig for having me on the show, was a pleasure If you would like to […]
Arsenal’s Walcott or Alexis Sanchez – Has this actually become a question?
Sep 29
DEFENDER: ANTONIO VALENCIA, MANCHESTER UNITED While they’ve leaked 7 goals already this season, you have to think that Man United won’t be given a better opportunity for a clean sheet than Stoke at home. So who better to pick than everyone’s favourite Jermaine Jackson lookalike, Antonio Valencia. I’ll be honest, this isn’t so much to […]













