Fairytale Of Fantasy League… CHRISTMAS RELATED!!

Dec 19

Fantasy Premier League: Gameweek 18 Review

Written by @NiallHawthorne

Fairytale Of Fantasy League…

It was Christmas Eve, babe
With Ilkay Gundogan
An old man said to me
Should have Captained Lanzini
And then he sang a song
‘The rare old Mountain Dew’
I turned my face away
And dreamed about Lukaku

Got on a lucky one
Aaron Mooy scored more than one
I’ve got a feeling
Green Arrows for me and you
So, Happy Christmas
I love you, Wayne Rooney
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They’ve got Clarets Phil Bardsley
Alonso’s hair’s made of gold
But what this game can do to you;
It’s no place for the old
When you first transferred Sane
In for Watford’s Deeney
You promised me Ozil
Would score more than Ndidi

You had Sterling and De Bruyne
All hail Manchester City
When GW 18 finished playing
They howled out for more
FantasyYIRMA was swinging
Those with Ozil were singing
We kissed Dejan Lovren
Then danced through the night

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir
Were singing Salah’s name
And you played your Wildcard chip
On Christmas day

You’re a bum, you’re a punk
You’re an old Swansea flunk
Lying there on my bench
Scoring 6 against the Ev
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy Southgate
Happy Christmas, your arse
I dream of seasons past

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir
Were singing Salah’s name
And you played your Wildcard chip
On Christmas day

I could have been someone
Well, so could anyone
You took Suarez from me
When I first found you
I kept him with me, babe
I play La Liga FPL on my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around Lukaku

The boys of the FantasyYIRMA choir
Were singing Salah’s name
And you played your Wildcard chip
On Christmas day

As this is the last Review piece before Christmas, I’d like to wish all of my regular reader (Hi Mum!) a very Merry Christmas. I won’t say anything about New Year yet as I’ll have another piece out before then.

Eat! Drink! Be Merry! But remember to never, ever drink and transfer…