Written by @CraigHazell – that’s important! Not to brag but if you followed my tips last week, then you probably moved up a few pages in your league, got a promotion at work and slept with the hottest girl from school. It was a clean sweep of points and let’s be honest, it’s unlikely to […]
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Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez, Captain Shambles and Game of Thrones Anticipation?
Dec 6
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 14 Review “Clearly, Ahab would make a better Captain” By @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Apologies for going absent with my column last week. I was amazed to see all the emails sent to me asking where the weekly review column was, but then I realized my inbox was simply flooded by spam adverts […]
Spurs, Liverpool and Sunderland tipped: The World’s Gone Mad
Dec 2
Written by @CraigHazell – that’s important! This week FantasyYIRMA founder Ryan joined The Gaffer Tapes Award Winning Fantasy Football Podcast as a special guest. If you’ve ever wanted to know what a cross between a drunken Brendan Rogers, younger Jim McDonald and a much less coherent Colin Murry sounds like – click the link […]
Fantasy Football Calendar: December 2016
Nov 30
Fantasy Football Calendar: December 2016 Written by @TheSarjeant BRAND NEW episode of the World's Biggest #FPL podcast, with special guest @FantasyYIRMA! Download on iTunes!#GW14https://t.co/DwYAyDDs7O — THE GAFFER TAPES ™ (@TheGafferTapes) November 30, 2016 Fantasy Football Calendar: December. Saturday 03 December : PREMIER LEAGUE – GAMEWEEK 14 12:30 Man City v Chelsea 15:00 Crystal Palace v […]
Is Brendan Rogers Drunk?? Fantasy Football at it’s Finest
Nov 30
…So…I have finally made an appearance on The Gaffer Tapes podcast. I believe they have legally changed their name to “The Award Winning Gaffer Tapes” but regardless it was a lot of fun. Many thanks to Tom, Ash and Craig for having me on the show, was a pleasure If you would like to […]
Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool in Black Friday Special
Nov 25
Written by @CraigHazell – that’s important! DEFENDER: DEJAN LOVREN, LIVERPOOL Once again, I have toiled (7 minutes at most, I’m not getting paid for this sh*t) over my defender pick but it’s impossible to ignore Liverpool at home to Sunderland. I’m not totally convinced they can keep Jermain Defoe off the scoresheet for 90 minutes […]
Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez, Injury Concerns and is Ashley Williams a Gentle Lover?
Nov 18
Written by @CraigHazell – that’s important! G’Day from Down Under! Apologies for the week off last week. I did actually write a blog but accidentally tipped the Brisbane Roar offence and ended up getting distracted laughing my head off with Ant & Dec Basically I work on I’m A Celebrity, stop asking me about […]
Donald Trump, Moving to Mongolia and Stoke City’s Wilfried Bony
Nov 9
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 11 Review “Clearly, I need to pack my bags” By @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Hello friends, and welcome to the seventh level of hell. Maybe the weather is a bit more tolerable in your part of the Earth, but in the United States, you better have an SPF – 1 […]
Fantasy Football Calendar and Fixtures for November 2016
Oct 30
Fantasy Football Calendar: November 2016 Written by @TheSarjeant Tuesday 01 November : CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: 19:45 Ludogorets Razgrad v Arsenal 19:45 Man City v Barcelona Wednesday 02 November : CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: 19:45 Tottenham v Bayer Leverkusen 19:45 FC Copenhagen v Leicester Thursday 03 November : EUROPA LEAGUE: 18:00 Fenerbahçe v Man Utd 20:05 Southampton v Inter […]
Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester City – None mentioned for GW10
Oct 28
DEFENDER: ERIK PIETERS, STOKE For the first time this season, I am looking to play 5 at the back this week. Sure, it’s because the rest of my squad is so awful I have no choice but I also fancy some clean sheets or ‘shutouts’ if you’re a d*ckhead. Stoke have been popping up on […]













