Fantasy Premier League: Gameweek 33 Review Written by @NiallHawthorne They say that you can judge a person by the “Kompany” they keep. Well, if you kept faith with Vincent Kompany in your Fantasy Football team, I’m going to judge you thusly… You’ve been a mahoosive idiot You’re a genius today. Played. Vincent was in […]
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Everton Love In.. and some Jesus fella
Feb 10
Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) #FPL GAMEWEEK 25 DEFENDER: SEAMUS COLEMAN, EVERTON Just when you thought Lego headed scouser Leighton Baines was going to cruise back into our fantasy football hearts, Seamus Coleman found his old #FPL form and has got a goal and 3 assists in 4 games for Everton. We’ve long been […]
Let’s talk about Jesus and Robotics this week..
Feb 4
Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) #FPL GAMEWEEK 24 DEFENDER: Patrick Van Aanholt, Crystal Palace Let’s face it, I had a stinker in midweek and judging by the average score, most of you did too. So here’s hoping I get back on track at the weekend. Patrick Van Aanholt was a tempting FPL pick […]
Rooney Record, Trump Card and I like Arsenal
Jan 27
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 22 Review “Clearly, Nothing Is Clear Anymore” Written by @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Am I doing this right? I am not quite sure if I am currently typing this on my laptop or an Etch-A-Sketch. I am not sure if the language I am using is English or Klingon. There is even […]
EVERTON’S LUKAKU ATE MY DEFENDER… Gameweek Preview
Jan 20
Written by @CraigHazell – (that’s important!) DEFENDER: DEJAN LOVREN, LIVERPOOL All headlines were stolen last week by Marco Alonso, who was successfully tipped a few weeks back, when he was cheaper than his higher picked teammates. However, to afford someone like Alonso in wildcard season you are going to need to stick a few cheaper […]
Fantasy Football: Aguero, Defoe and a Nintendo Power Glove
Jan 9
Feeling Fuzzy: Gameweek 20 Review “Clearly, Less is More” Written by @FuzzyWarbles (That’s important) Happy New Year to my fellow fantasy football fanatics! During the festive period, scheduling was too hectic to put out a gameweek review after every round and I last checked in with you after Week 17. Since then, we […]
Arsenal, Zlatan and the Big Sam Allardyce Effect
Dec 24
Merry Christmas!! Unless of course you don’t celebrate Christmas, in which case Merry Christmas!!! I’m very stubborn. With the festive season, it is the most vulnerable time of the season to forget the cluster of gameweeks that fast approaches. With that in mind it is a good opportunity to make sure you have some […]
Sell Man City’s Aguero, Buy Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs!!
Dec 9
Written by @CraigHazell – that’s important! Not to brag but if you followed my tips last week, then you probably moved up a few pages in your league, got a promotion at work and slept with the hottest girl from school. It was a clean sweep of points and let’s be honest, it’s unlikely to […]
Is Brendan Rogers Drunk?? Fantasy Football at it’s Finest
Nov 30
…So…I have finally made an appearance on The Gaffer Tapes podcast. I believe they have legally changed their name to “The Award Winning Gaffer Tapes” but regardless it was a lot of fun. Many thanks to Tom, Ash and Craig for having me on the show, was a pleasure If you would like to […]
Arsenal’s loss is Crystal Palace’s gain -oh and LUKAKU!!!
Sep 13
Feeling Fuzzy: #FPL Gameweek 4 Review – “Clearly, Flamini has Supernatural Powers” Written by @FuzzyWarbles Right, let’s just get this out of the way quickly… As part of my agreement in writing for @FantasyYIRMA, I am contractually obligated to discuss Mathieu Flamini whenever possible. Since my last report, which you may also refer […]













