GW #14 Review: Hasenhuttl the head hunter & Leicestermania runs wild! Written by @JackAGoodwin Do you like visual stimulation, excitement, explosions, sexual tension, car chases, drama and gunfire? Well, hmm, OK – we might run into a problem here. Because the GW14 Review is a few short of the full bingo card this week (contains […]
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Premier League: Best Alphabet Team Tournament – PART 1
Nov 30
Article written by @JackAGoodwin Foreward by @FantasyYIRMA This article doesn’t really need a foreward however, given it’s going to turn out to be the FantasyYIRMA.com equivalent of War & Peace it makes sense that I try and somewhat justify why Jack has devoted far too much of his time into doing this. Ultimately it was […]
Fantasy Football Preview – Pick Liverpool and Vardy? Yeah That’ll Do
Nov 29
Fantasy Football – Gameweek 14 & 15 Preview – Written by @NiallHawthorne As we head into GW’s 14 & 15 (the first double preview mash-up of the season), we have an unprecedented opportunity to mash up the best reality TV series of the last two decades to create a brand new unheralded (and probably unwanted) […]
The Chocolate Teapot FPL Gameweek Review
Nov 27
FPL Gameweek 13 Review – WrestleYIRMAnia 2 Written by @JackAGoodwin WELCOME BACK TO THE BANG AVERAGE ARENA! For the sake of journalistic disclosure, I have to reveal a heavily vested interest; I am, and always have been, a WWE Wrestling “mark”. There’s nothing more soothing to me than to get lost in the obscene storylines […]
Everton, Man City and Watford Make The Gameweek Preview
Nov 21
Fantasy Football – Gameweek 13 Preview – Written by @NiallHawthorne Triskaidekaphobia. No, he’s not a new Albanian superstar that I’m afraid to tip as an outsider. This is the technical term for the fear of the Number 13. Looking at the fixture list for GW13, it has me sweating (if I’m capable, obviously) and […]
Liverpool: A League of Their Own
Nov 12
The Gameweek 12 FPL Review: by @JackAGoodwin As someone who clearly doesn’t take my FPL team/life too seriously I find joy in the seriousness and almost unbearable amount of insight and scrutiny the FPL world place on players and their ability on the pitch. I sit back and watch the FPL world crumble for a […]
Liverpool, Brighton and Newcastle make the Preview – No Brexit, No Trump
Nov 7
Fantasy Football – Gameweek 12 Preview – Written by @NiallHawthorne Sing along together! “3, 6, 9, the margins are fine Pep feeling the pressure and starting to whine Tension stoked, who’s gonna choke And they all meet at Anfield to see who’s the GOAT” Ed: No idea what tune I’m supposed to be […]
Arsenal’s Unai Emery – You’re Fired…and 9 others Get the Chop!
Nov 6
GW #11: FPL x Apprentice The best show on TV is currently airing, don’t @me any other shows. The Apprentice is the best show. So special that everyone involved ultimately loses, almost always catastrophically. Leaving their “normal” jobs to pretend to do business and then when they lose they must pop on a big […]
Fantasy Football – Gameweek 11 Preview –
Written by @NiallHawthorne
Many of you now have big decisions to make. Those you have previously chosen have left you down, and not delivered what you wanted. But as ever there’s a chance to change your mind and get it right this time. Who’s going to deliver what you need? Who’s going to make your life better? Who’s going to (finally) deliver on all that promise?
Yep, just as each FPL decision is important, the upcoming General Election in Britain is a once in a lifetime event in terms of importance and significance, and you have a chance to choose your future.
But let’s be honest, your choices for GW11 are significant too, so let’s go!
Defender: Marcos Alonso, Chelsea
Considering the fact that Alonso missed the first 4 GW’s of the season, his points haul of 36 points in 6 weeks is bloody impressive and too good to ignore.
This week Chelsea are away to Watford who are the lowest scorers in the league this season with a sensationally crap five goals in ten matches. Chelsea and Alonso have three clean sheets in his six appearances, and are aiming for a hat-trick of consecutive clean sheets. Throw in his attacking ambition and this really seems to be a no-brainer this week.

Midfielder: Youri Tielemans, Leicester City
Last season’s post-January break out star started a bit slowly this season, but just like his team, is now flying high. He has twenty points from his last two outings which have yielded two goals, an assist and two bonus points.
The humiliation that the Foxes inflicted on the Saints should ensure none of them get past the Pearly Gates when the time comes, but that’s a while away, so I suspect that they’ll continue to plunder points and make life hell for opponents. This weekend they visit Crystal Palace, and I’m tipping Tielemans to continue his scorching form.
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Forward: Marcus Rashford, Manchester United
Trying to analyse this Manchester United team is like trying to analyse Brexit. Nobody really knows what’s going on, what’s going to happen, and any predictions will make you look like a bloody fool.
Hi everybody! I’m a bloody fool!
The return of Anthony Martial will free up Marcus Rashford to return to his far more effective wide forward role (probably), and United really battered Norwich City last weekend. The two missed penalties spared the Canaries’ blushes, but it did show that United may be finding form going forward.
A trip to Dean’s Court this weekend offers further attacking opportunity. While Bournemouth are off the back of a couple of clean sheets, they’ve been against Norwich and Watford. Boasting about that would be akin to me boasting about my ability to put on my pants every morning. People are grateful, but it’s really nothing more than society expects. The Cherries won’t be keeping a clean sheet this weekend, you can take the word of a bloody fool on that.
Captain: Any Manchester City Attacking Player You Trust Pep To Pick, Manchester City
What’s the one thing you don’t want to have to face after you concede 9 (NINE) goals at home in a league game? That’s right, a trip to the highest scorers in the league. Unfortunately for Southampton, it’s even worse, and they face TWO trips to the highest scorers in the league. Football, eh?
This is the biggest no-brainer of the season allied with the trickiest selection dilemma since Love Island finished.
You know City are going to batter Southampton. But who will do the damage? Will Aguero start? If you know he will, it’s Triple Captain territory. But he started midweek (scoring twice) and hasn’t started in the league since 1976 or so it seems. Raheem will fill his boots, yeah? But Pep knows his side will stroll it, so will he rest him? Kevin De Bruyne then! Probably….But if at the end of the match this weekend, it wouldn’t at all surprise me to see Mahrez with 25 points, and all of the above with 1 point each after 90 second cameos off the bench.
But you should captain one of them!
Good luck….
Outsider: Kieran Tierney, Arsenal
He’s now started playing league games, and only 1.0% own him. Time to get him in, purely for the attacking potential. Also, Arsenal may stumble upon a clean sheet or two in the next few weeks as they face Southampton, Norwich and Brighton.
Worth a punt?
Draft: Dejan Lovren, Liverpool
A humongous 0.2% of FPL players own him in the classic game, and he seems to be getting the nod over Gomez in the league. If he’s available, get him in. Klopp knows best. So join Mrs. Lovren and Mo Salah and get him in your squad.
Fantasy Football – Gameweek 11 Preview – Written by @NiallHawthorne
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Premier League Review: Featuring Tyson Fury, KSI and Timmy Mallet ??
Oct 29
GW #10: Local Residents x FPL GW10…38 goals in 10 matches, some huge results and of course some absolute spanners got chucked at our FPL teams as per normal this season. Now of course you’re not here to read an actual review of GW10, you’ve had enough of that from the Twitterverse of FPL “experts” […]


















